A Hippo What?
Foul Language jokes
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3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world...
animal jokes
- Foul Language jokes
79 hits
A Hippo What?
Foul Language jokes
77 hits
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world...
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the gi...Animal feet
Animal jokes
82 hits
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have f...Dog and Cat
Foul Language jokes
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A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come...
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come...Blind Snake
Lawyer jokes
80 hits
"Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and could...
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to, "Where do pets com...
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to, "Where do pets com...Animal stuttering
Children
85 hitsLittle Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon o...
Polar Bears
Animal jokes
79 hits
What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
Polar bear babies....
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come...Zoo jokes
More Jokes
63 hitsWhat's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the...
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church,
and being told there was a fortune in horse<...A fair warning
Animal World
251 hitsTourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...
Stuttering animal
Animal World
106 hitsLittle Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of na...
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
What do you do if an endang...Dead dog
Miscellaneous
187 hitsA farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. Af...
It is reported that the following addition to the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Sea...
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends....Religious jokes
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112 hitsA farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long t...
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on...Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
Animal jokes
45 hits
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Bein...|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the ...
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Kids Jokes
181 hits|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?...
Saving the Oppossum!
Animal jokes
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Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.
Cat jokes 03
Kids Jokes
117 hits|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lio...
Try This...
General / Unsorted jokes
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Try this - it is amazing! This really WORKS!!!
Think of a letter between A...
One fine day, Nate the Snake was slithering through the forest when he came upon a level on a tr...
(CIM) The Netherlands: Doctor Huizenaas of the Rotterdam Animal Research Institute has successfu...
(CIM) The Netherlands: Doctor Huizenaas of the Rotterdam Animal Research Institute has successfu...How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go...
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the anim...
A talking horse
Animal World
50 hitsA travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...
(translated from a joke by Fernando Herrera)
The animals in the forest are bored, s...The Cautious Monkey
Bar jokes
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Aman walks inot a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.He steps up to the bar,sets the monkey on th...Dog jokes 02
Kids Jokes
190 hits|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no ot...
Journalist jokes
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139 hitsWhen a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly...
Dog vs. Fox
Animal jokes
49 hits
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks....You're So Fat
Animal jokes
33 hits
You're so fat that when you went to the zoo, the hippos got jea...Crossed
Animal jokes
30 hits
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?
A:> A Meg...
