Animal Jokes

|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...

|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...

1.Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
2.Patient has chest pain ...

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middl...

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle name....

A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of...

There was an old lady in a retirement home who had a bad case of Alsheimer's; sometimes she coul...

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medi...

|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my d...

A large dog walks into a butcher's shop with a purse in its mouth. He puts the purse down and si...

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the gi...

|Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence...

|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and...

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the l...

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb....

A man named Fred owned a parrot that hardly ever stoped talking. One day the man was going to h...

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes...

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monke...

A dog walks into a bar. He hops up on a bar stool and puts his front paws on the bar. He looks t...

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...

What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?

Beer...