Animal Jokes

|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...

Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off....

Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and ...

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up...

A lady walked up to a man on the street and pointed at his suede jacket that he got for Christma...

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked b...

What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?

Meals on Wheels!...

One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.

On Monday Fred, an old country farmer, bought a mule from Luke, another old farmer, for $100. Lu...

A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked...

|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...

|A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher....

A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date.

W...

A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he ...

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavish...

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy

rushes in...

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't se...

|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly ou...

It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringi...

A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...

A preacher visiting his flock in the country happens to see a pig walking around on 3 legs. The ...

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...

|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...

|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...