Animal Jokes

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that i...

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, I didn't realize my ...

What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to rele...

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...

A little boy asked his mum if he could go in the bath with her and she said sure as long as you ...

One day long ago, a man and woman got married. The man told the woman that there would always be...

A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around ...

|A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all o...

|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a str...

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets Saint Peter himself. Sa...

Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?

So you've decided to get yourself a human b...

Cat fitness really can be fun. However, it is important to start any fitness program only when y...

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy,...

|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"

The clerk tells him, "No, ...

|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...

|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...

|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...

|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep..
I sleep right in ...

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in adva...

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywh...