Animal Jokes

What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...

A little boy asked his mum if he could go in the bath with her and she said sure as long as you ...

A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around ...

|A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...

|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...

Cat fitness really can be fun. However, it is important to start any fitness program only when y...

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy,...

|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...

|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...

|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...

|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...

|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in adva...

|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...

|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...

1.Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
2.Patient has chest pain ...

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middl...

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle name....

There was an old lady in a retirement home who had a bad case of Alsheimer's; sometimes she coul...

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medi...

|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...

|Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...

|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...