Animal Jokes

  • $500 Porsche

    rating0 Animal Jokes 69 hits


    A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that i...


  • 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

    2. Sorry, I didn't realize my ...

  • 2 jokes

    rating0 Animal Jokes 75 hits

    What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...

  • 747 Full of Lawyers

    rating0 Animal Jokes 58 hits


    Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
    A: He threatened to rele...

  • A blind man in a store

    rating0 Animal Jokes 129 hits

    A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...

  • A bottle of laughs

    rating0 Animal Jokes 47 hits


    A little boy asked his mum if he could go in the bath with her and she said sure as long as you ...

  • A box of marriage

    rating0 Animal Jokes 56 hits


    One day long ago, a man and woman got married. The man told the woman that there would always be...

  • A Bunny's Wish

    rating0 Animal Jokes 45 hits


    A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around ...

  • A burglar is in big trouble

    rating0 Animal Jokes 71 hits

    |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...

  • A cat goes to Heaven

    rating0 Animal Jokes 40 hits


    A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all o...

  • A cat's dictionary

    rating0 Animal Jokes 71 hits

    |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...

  • A cat's dictionary

    rating0 Animal Jokes 56 hits


    Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

    Purrverse: Poem about a str...

  • A cat's dream come true

    rating0 Animal Jokes 46 hits


    One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets Saint Peter himself. Sa...

  • A Cat's Guide To Human Beings

    rating0 Animal Jokes 52 hits


    Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?

    So you've decided to get yourself a human b...

  • A cat's work out

    rating0 Animal Jokes 59 hits


    Cat fitness really can be fun. However, it is important to start any fitness program only when y...

  • A Child's Prayer

    rating0 Animal Jokes 41 hits


    One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy,...

  • A dog's chalkboard assignments

    rating0 Animal Jokes 72 hits

    |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...

  • A duck walked into a feed store...

    rating0 Animal Jokes 52 hits


    A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"

    The clerk tells him, "No, ...

  • A frog calls a psychic

    rating0 Animal Jokes 72 hits

    |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...

  • A game of animal football

    rating0 Animal Jokes 65 hits

    |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...

  • A good chess player

    rating0 Animal Jokes 65 hits

    |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...

  • A guide to walking tigers

    rating0 Animal Jokes 63 hits

    |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...

  • A Kitten's Prayer

    rating0 Animal Jokes 39 hits


    Now I lay me down to sleep,
    The king-size bed is soft and deep..
    I sleep right in ...

  • A Nutty Game

    rating0 Animal Jokes 35 hits


    A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in adva...

  • A Real Watch Dog

    rating0 Animal Jokes 42 hits




    A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywh...


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