Put it to a good use - Situations (7765)

Situations 93 hits




The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Mr. Jones, but apparently your child was born with no arms, only one leg, and teeth that project six inches out of its mouth."Mr. Jones cries, "My God! What will we do with such a deformed baby?"The doctor says, "Use it as a rake?"




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