Cockney Alphabet going around the net. - General / Unsorted jokes (68672)

This is what the Cockney alphabet looks like:

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A for 'Orses ('ay for 'orses)

B for Mutton (Beef or Mutton)

C for Miles (see for miles)

D for Ential (Differential)

E for Brick ('Eave a Brick)

F for Vessence (Effervescence)

G for Get It (Gee, forget it!)

H for Bless You (Aitsshfa! A sneeze)

I for The Engine (Ivor the Engine)

J for Oranges (Jaffa Oranges)

K for Restaurant (Cafe or Restaurant)

L for Leather ('Ell for Leather)

M for Sis (Emphasis)

N for Lope (Envelope)

O for The Garden Wall (Over the Garden Wall)

P for Relief (??)

Q for a Bus (Queue for a Bus)

R for Mo ('alf a Mo)

S for Rantzen (Esther Rantzen)

T for Two (Tea for Two)

U for Me (You for Me)

V for La France (Vive la France)

W for the Winnings (Double you for the Winnings)

X for Breakfast (Eggs for Breakfast)

Y for Husband (Wife or Husband)

Z for Wind (Zephyr Wind)





[Ed: There are various versions of some of these, check rec.humor for

them if you desire.]