Take out food? - General / Unsorted jokes (49747)






The friends of a 90 year-old man decided to give him a thrill. They arranged for a beautiful young prostitute to call on him.



She rang his doorbell, he shuffled over, opened the door and she said, "How would you like a night of super sex?"



He thought about it for a minute and answered, "I think I'll take the soup."




Related

  • Take out food?

    rating0 General_/_Unsorted_jokes 38 hits


    The friends of a 90 year-old man decided to give him a t...

  • FOOD

    rating0 Food_jokes 73 hits


    What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?<...

  • Food

    rating0 General_/_Unsorted_jokes 21 hits


    Q:hear about the carrot that died??



  • Cat Food

    rating0 General_/_Unsorted_jokes 29 hits


    A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlf...