| | One Sunday morning, while walking to church, Paddy askes Bridget, "Bridget, do we have sexual relations?"
Bridget: "Not on my side of the family, we don't."
Q. What's Irish foreplay?
A. "Brace yourself, Bridget!"
Q. What is the most useless thing on a woman's body?
A. An Irishman.
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