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At three o'clock one morning a

veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his

telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. "I'm sorry if

I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the line. "That's all

right," said the vet, "I had to get up to answer the telephone

anyway."

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