Ode to cranky men - Elderly Jokes (10766)

I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that windowA cranky-faced old man,And why he looked so crankyI didn't understand. Just why he looked at ME that wayWas more than I could seeUntil I came to realizeThat cranky man was ME!