Bird jokes 05 - Kids Jokes (10316)

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Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude bird?A: A mockingbird!Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In a nest-cafe!Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?A: With it's sparrowchute!Q: What is green and pecks on trees?A: Woody Wood Pickle!Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?A: He didn't give a hoot!Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?A: A Macaw!Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?A: A mynah bird!Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?A: A great walkie-talkie!

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