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  • Proctologists

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    Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it's not "mortician;" by the...

  • Psychiatric Hotline

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    Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...

  • A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...

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    A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...

  • Howard had felt guilty all day long...

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    Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. ...

  • A woman consulted a doctor...

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    A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulan...

  • A man walks in to a doctors office...

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    A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ...

  • The following statements were found on patient charts...

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    The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records....

  • An old woman came into her doctors office

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    An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. "I fart all the ...

  • Two gynecologists meet at lunch...

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    Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...

  • Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...

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    Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones i...

  • After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...

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    After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...

  • Gosh, what a pun!

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    A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and...

  • The bad news and the good news

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    Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...

  • Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

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    Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...

  • What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

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    What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...

  • Give me the bad news first...

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    "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...

  • What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

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    What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...

  • What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?

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    What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....

  • The medical student was asked four reasons...

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    The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...

  • A dyslexic nurse

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    Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...

  • A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...

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    A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...

  • There was a costume party at a mental hospital...

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    There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...

  • A large difference

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    A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...

  • What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

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    What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....

  • What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?

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    What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....

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