Proctologists
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1 hitsProctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it's not "mortician;" by the...
Medicine
1 hitsProctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it's not "mortician;" by the...
Medicine
1 hitsPsychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. ...
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulan...
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ...
The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records....
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. "I fart all the ...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones i...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...
Medicine
4 hitsA man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and...
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...
"give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...
What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...
Medicine
16 hitsTwo doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...
Medicine
3 hitsA man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....